totalvis.blogg.se - Zombie apocalypse team maker

Unfortunately we only predict the zombie apocalypse, we are not experts in what to do in the case of an apocalypse. What should i do when the zombie apocalypse happens? That’s why we are giving you an accurate date of when doomsday is going to happen so you can put your mind at rest. We dont want you to waste your valuable time worrying about the zombie apocalypse. We are a shadowy organisation of scientists whose sole goal is predicting the apocalypse so you don’t have to. If zombies are not real, why would this website exist? Exactly. If I was less of a gentleman I would slap you with my glove and invite you to a round of fisticuffs. I dont believe in zombies, what do you think to that?

They are quite pissed off (probably due to the above).

We are currently trying to map all zombie types but regardless of the type all zombies have the following in common: Zombies come in a variety of flavours, from your garden variety “resurrected from the grave by a dark ritual” zombie to your more contemporary “viral cannibal outbreak” zombie. We are currently recruiting for a volunteer and a skilled chef to be able to test this theory. Our working hypothesis is that human brains are really tasty. Zombies typically seem to want to feast on human brains for some reason. A few zombie types seem to be able to run but for the majority all they seem to be able to manage is a slow walk. They tend to shamble around moaning a lot. Good question! Basically a zombie seems to be an animated corpse that for some reason just won’t stay dead. We hope to upgrade to high tech quantum “thingymagig” computers within the next 3 months, this should push accuracy up to around 98%*. The zombie clock algorithm is currently 96.34%* accurate. All of them are fully trained in the complex technical skills required to make apocalyptic predictions using state of the art microscopes and other high tech scientific apparatus. They share one goal, to dedicate their lives to predicting when the zombie apocalypse will occur. Our scientists are specially chosen from the best universities, thinktanks and labs from around the world.

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Help us improve the accuracy of our prediction by completing our state of the art test. Our head scientist is awaiting your questions in our forum area.We are here to help, let us know your queries and help science! Help the scientists! Our scientists have worked tirelessly to produce this 100%* accurate doomsday clock to the inevitable zombie apocalypse so you can sleep easy knowing exactly when you need to worry about zombies in your neighbourhood. We all know the zombie apocalypse is coming. Want to offer help, leave a comment or provide a lead on a new outbreak? Send a mail to The Zombie apocalypse is coming.